Here we present that omnipresent factor of the singles' life -- Pick-Up Lines. We've all heard variations of them, heck we've even created and used variations of them. Those supposedly fabulous opening lines, hopefully meant to instantly "Win Friends And Influence People". Some, admittedly are clever, others are hopelessly inept. I'll be listing examples here as they are either heard or come to mind. Please feel free to "submit" and/or "steal" your own favorites. These first two are probably the most unique ones that I've personally heard since my divorce.
"You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a "Vaudevillian" style rimshot) ...of course, I've only been married twice!"
"I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel."
So you give a girl eleven roses with one fake rose in the whole bunch. Then after you give them to her tell her you will love her until the last flower dies. She might seem sad at first but she'll get it once she studies the roses after a while. TRUST ME!!! this will work
"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
Edward
Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?
Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and
let me cross.
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
Which one of the spice girls are you?
Is Your Dad A terrorist? Because your the "BOMB!"
(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
I hope you know CPR. Because you take my breath away!
Mato
"Girl, after looking at you I could gouge my eyes out.
(Girl Is Somewhat Shocked)
"because at least then I could die knowing that the last thing I saw is the
most beautiful thing on this earth."
" So how was heaven when you left?"
